"Rule number one: Don't fuck with librarians." --Neil Gaiman
"To philosophize is to learn to die." --Montaigne
"This girl is a daemon. A little chthonic spirit that...that roams tirelessly over the face of the earth. [...] She's doing what's instinctive to her, simply expressing her being. She didn't mean to show up here and do harm; it simply happened to her, just as the weather happens to us." --Philip K. Dick, The Man in the High Castle
"She was all naked! And articulate!" --Mal Reynolds, Firefly
Cait is a librarian, writer, and professional geek living in Texas. She spends way too much time on the Internet. She apologizes in advance..