Then here's an article about the growing field of plastic surgery for vaginas! Does your labia look weird? Your pussy muscles wonky? Well, laser it! Or poke and prod it! Whatever! Geez!

Okay, admittedly I'm one of those uptight people who never did figure out how to squat over a mirror properly to get a good look down there. All the same, I never looked at magazines obsessively thinking "gee, I wish my labia looked like that!"

Now I'll be fair: if you've got some sort of condition that makes sex an unfun thing for you, by all means go to the doc. But if you just want a "designer pussy"--well, you have Issues. We aren't Barbies, people. Get over it.