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The 213 Things Skippy is No Longer Allowed to Do in the U.S. Army.

"1. Not allowed to watch Southpark when I'm supposed to be working."
"20. Must not taunt the French any more."
"58. The following words and phrases may not be used in a cadence- Budding sexuality, necrophilia, I hate everyone in this formation and wish they were dead, sexual lubrication, black earth mother, all Marines are latent homosexuals, Tantric yoga, Gotterdammerung, Korean hooker, Eskimo Nell, we've all got jackboots now, slut puppy, or any references to squid."
"77. The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
"83. Must not start any SITREP (Situation Report) with "I recently had an experience I just had to write you about...."
"174. Furby ® is not allowed into classified areas. (I swear to the gods, I did not make that up, it's actually DOD policy)."

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