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Fanfic U?

*imitates Mal* Huh.

HowToWriteFanFiction.com

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All of these free writing resources are dedicated to help you write stories that stand out from the crowd and garner you the comments and reviews that you deserve. So don’t wait, get started your next story right now. How to Write Fan Fiction will be there to help you from start to finish. (We even have tips on how to edit your own fan fiction!)

There's even an associated book on Amazon.com.

I...have no words.

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aadarshinah
May. 30th, 2012 07:08 pm (UTC)
I have a word. Three, actually:

WTF?
caitri
May. 30th, 2012 07:20 pm (UTC)
As a friend pointed out, you will note that it does *not* say "here's how to make $$$$$ and get a movie deal off your fanfic!!!!!!!!!"
treksnoopy
May. 30th, 2012 07:43 pm (UTC)
*Looks puzzled*
caitri
May. 31st, 2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
*points wordlessly to the sex scene worksheet*
treksnoopy
May. 31st, 2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
Holy hell!!!

Did you look at it? It's like a IDEK! Who,What,How---now write it!

LMFAO!!!!
caitri
May. 31st, 2012 05:48 pm (UTC)
For me it was the question of What kind of sex are they having? and now I just started giggling all. Over. Again!
treksnoopy
May. 31st, 2012 05:51 pm (UTC)
I'm pretty sure my bottle of vodka is more helpful!
amine_eyes
May. 30th, 2012 10:46 pm (UTC)
... I can't even.
caitri
May. 31st, 2012 04:39 pm (UTC)
..If you can, will you let me know?
thistlerose
May. 31st, 2012 02:22 am (UTC)
I - wow. Interesting.
caitri
May. 31st, 2012 04:39 pm (UTC)
Dude. DUDE. THERE'S A SEX SCENE WORKSHEET. Whut??
thistlerose
May. 31st, 2012 04:44 pm (UTC)
Whoa. I would kind of love to see this thing, for shits and giggles.
caitri
May. 31st, 2012 04:45 pm (UTC)
Click on Worksheets, then the Sex Scene Worksheet. What kind of sex are the characters having? Uhhhhhhhh, the...good...kind?
thistlerose
May. 31st, 2012 04:50 pm (UTC)
*gigglesnort*

Okay, that worksheet is a lot less helpful than my friend's suggestion to "Use posable dolls!" (Kirk, McCoy, and Jessie from "Toy Story" - she's the only female doll of the right size! - have been performing unspeakable acts on the carpet in the name of research.)
caitri
May. 31st, 2012 04:53 pm (UTC)
Dolls are best when other people can't touch them. Someone stole Cap to commit unspeakable things to Sulu last week when I wasn't in my office. IRON MAN HAD TO WATCH!
morfin
May. 31st, 2012 04:14 pm (UTC)
Ok, the sex scene template is ALL WRONG. If done correctly, a sex scene template should, by itself, work as sex aid much like the old Penthouse Forums. There should be a long graphic list of activities to check off, preferably with visual aids ;)
caitri
May. 31st, 2012 04:38 pm (UTC)
Intimate encounters are a huge part of Fan Fiction; nothing inspires the writer’s imagination like two characters with unresolved feelings for each other. Usually when it comes to a sex scene, coming up with scenarios is easy, but getting it on the page is a little harder, especially if it’s your first time.

CAN'T. STOP. GIGGLING!
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