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Meme for a Monday

Stolen from sharpestscalpel:

Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

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( 21 comments — Add your .02 )
sharpestscalpel
Dec. 13th, 2011 04:10 am (UTC)
The one where Bones is a single dad and Joanna is in Girl Scouts and Jim just keeps ordering cookies and coming back for more.
caitri
Dec. 13th, 2011 04:16 am (UTC)
The Funny Fate of Thin Mints
Leonard blinks. "So--all those cookies?"

Jim hunches his shoulders slightly, looking awkward. "They made everyone at work really happy. Although with my gluten allergies..." He pulls a face. "I think my boss thought I must be some kind of perv though."

Leonard stares, horrified, until Jim grins at him. "Relax, Bones. Pike knows better than that!"
sharpestscalpel
Dec. 13th, 2011 04:20 am (UTC)
Re: The Funny Fate of Thin Mints
*LAUGH* Oh BOYS.
caitri
Dec. 13th, 2011 04:21 am (UTC)
Re: The Funny Fate of Thin Mints
They're dorks, it's a thing.
sharpestscalpel
Dec. 13th, 2011 04:21 am (UTC)
Re: The Funny Fate of Thin Mints
Truest thing about them: neeeeeeeeerds. *grin* And it makes me love them.
gadgetorious
Dec. 13th, 2011 04:45 pm (UTC)
THE ONE YOU OWE ME. :D
caitri
Dec. 13th, 2011 04:55 pm (UTC)
The One With the Camera
Jim shut one eye tightly as he peered through the 'cam lens. "Wow, babe. You would not believe the digh-def on this thing. You're going to look amazing when we--"

"Dammit, Jim!" Leonard licked suddenly dry lips, feeling even more exposed on the bed before the unrelentless red eye of the camera. "Just--would you get over here already?"
gadgetorious
Dec. 13th, 2011 04:58 pm (UTC)
Re: The One With the Camera
::chinhands::
rubynye
Dec. 13th, 2011 06:39 pm (UTC)
Re: The One With the Camera
BWEE.
rubynye
Dec. 13th, 2011 06:39 pm (UTC)
That one about the third time Jim and Bones saw each other was extremely charming.
caitri
Dec. 13th, 2011 09:40 pm (UTC)
We've Got To Stop Meeting Like This
They had already sat down at the same table from earlier, institutionally bland trays with institutionally unidentifiable cuisine facing one another, and Leonard was about to say as much when Jim beat him to the punch.

"We've gotta stop meeting like this, man." Kirk is digging into a bowl of what may be ravioli or, alternatively, Andorian blood pudding.
rubynye
Dec. 18th, 2011 03:40 am (UTC)
Re: We've Got To Stop Meeting Like This
BWEE. Perfection.
caitri
Dec. 18th, 2011 03:13 pm (UTC)
Re: We've Got To Stop Meeting Like This
*grins at you madly*
morfin
Dec. 13th, 2011 08:00 pm (UTC)
The time the Winchester Brothers had to teach a Vacation Bible School class ;)
caitri
Dec. 13th, 2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
A Matter of Interpretation
All things considered, it was fine until Cas showed up. "That is not an accurate rendering of the Tower of Babel," he stated to little Johnny Stevens in his usual monotone.

"Aw, c'mon, Cas," Dean said lightly, with what he hoped was an appropriate mix of amusement and Dude, get the hell with it, "Would the Bible lie?"

"Hey, who wants ice cream?" Sam asked loudly, hoping to deflect--well, everything. Amid the shrieks of glee as the class ran towards the convenient cooler of treats, Dean and Cas remained eye-locked.

"The Bible has several factual inaccuracies," Cas said simply. "These are predominantly caused by humans embellishing the Word of God."

Unfortunately, the otherwise quiet statement rang out loudly in the sudden pause as twenty-four children aged eight to twelve had little wooden spoons in their mouths. Forty-eight very wide eyes--fifty, if you included an embarrassed Sam Winchester--stared at them.

Dean did the only thing he could do. He beamed at them with a confidence he didn't feel. "And after ice cream, how about those Noah's Arc tshirts, huh?"
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caitri
Dec. 13th, 2011 09:24 pm (UTC)
The One With the Silverware
"What?" Jim didn't look up as he set the forks down at precise perpendicular angles to the knives and spoons, but his ears bore the tell-tale pink tinge of embarrassment. "C'mon, I thought the South was famous for this sort of thing, Bones."

Leonard chuffed quietly. "Yeah, that's why--I'm just surprised is all, Jim. I'm 'fraid I'm gonna flashback to Nana Kelley's High Tea or somethin'."
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suddenlyswept
Dec. 16th, 2011 01:04 am (UTC)
the one where Jim has been cut off from the coffee and Bones has to deal with the aftermath
caitri
Dec. 16th, 2011 01:15 am (UTC)
... SO late.

This requires bribery.
suddenlyswept
Dec. 16th, 2011 01:37 am (UTC)
how about truly pathetic sick person begging? :: bats eyes and snuffles:: cait, i can't even smell things anymore. and lifting my head takes too much energy so i type this with my face smooshed against the pillow and only 1 partially open eye
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