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Because I'm Special

Raspberry Lemonade + vodka + ice cubes = Awesome.

Yeah.

~

Andrew: Hey, so I'm stuck in the middle of traffic at Seven Corners and thought I'd call.
Me: Okaaaaaay?
Andrew: Hey what do you know about syphilis and gonnorhea in Ancient Rome?
Me: Off the top of my head?
Andrew: Yeah. For shits and giggles?
Me: Syphilis wasn't allegedly around until the discovery of the new world--Europeans had developed an immunity to it or something and then when they interactived with indiginous Americans it mutated or something? I don't know about gonnorhea??
Andrew: Okay. So hey I was listening to this audiobook of Dante's Inferno read by this Australian woman and it was like Mad Max in Hell. And you're the only person I could call up to tell this who wouldn't think I was drunk or crazy.
Me: (pause) (laughs until cries)

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blue_jack
Sep. 9th, 2010 02:00 am (UTC)
I love that you knew this off the top of your head. XD



And why are you sad, bb? *hugs*
caitri
Sep. 9th, 2010 02:06 am (UTC)
Oh, just real life junk putting me in a mood. :/
blue_jack
Sep. 9th, 2010 02:13 am (UTC)
I wish I could help. :( Would you like me to send you random WIPs I have to try and cheer you up?
caitri
Sep. 9th, 2010 02:15 am (UTC)
lol, thanks! I'm actually sending you an email about what's going on--just editing for clarity, etc. (Turns out really good lemonade makes spelling an issue, would you believe that?)
gadgetorious
Sep. 9th, 2010 02:40 am (UTC)
And today I learned something about Ancient sexually transmitted diseases. Huh.
caitri
Sep. 9th, 2010 03:38 am (UTC)
I'm a font of trivia that way.
weepingnaiad
Sep. 9th, 2010 03:31 am (UTC)
That's a conversation!

I do hope you feel better and that sounds like a lovely drink!

Waaaay better than the margarita that I had with dinner. :( I do not like tequila.

*hugs*
WN
caitri
Sep. 9th, 2010 03:37 am (UTC)
I don't think tequila is meant to be liked. I think it's meant to get you bumfuzzeled ASAP. If that is not your goal, it is not fun.
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